tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3422867603954635983.post3176372634075427313..comments2023-12-29T03:53:04.558-06:00Comments on Distorted Travesty: Insults IncomingZephyrBursthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05968818526580936474noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3422867603954635983.post-2482654868756921452012-11-14T18:16:47.275-06:002012-11-14T18:16:47.275-06:00Oh hey, failure was an option after all
83% of gr...Oh hey, failure was an option after all<br /><br />83% of grandmas did this room on their first try<br /><br />Can you hurry this up? The meter's running<br /><br />The Fast and the Failious<br /><br />I bet you had potential. There goes my house<br /><br />Quit now or forever hold your peaceCirnonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3422867603954635983.post-30306052351870888142012-11-07T22:31:10.148-06:002012-11-07T22:31:10.148-06:00More ideas! With a reference death or two mixed in...More ideas! With a reference death or two mixed in again.<br /><br />"We all agree you should stop"<br /><br />"Trying to die in every way possible?"<br /><br />"Your deaths = stupidity(lack of skill)^2"<br /><br />"You could use a Hoarcrux."<br /><br />"Do that again"<br />and then<br />"I was joking. It's no surprise you die so much."<br /><br />"I think the virus corrupted your brain"<br /><br />"Press J to not die"<br /><br />"Is this a comedy or a tragedy?"<br /><br />"Me thinks the player doth protest too much"LostSoldier20noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3422867603954635983.post-36329891306972357642012-11-07T00:12:18.196-06:002012-11-07T00:12:18.196-06:00Holy balls, that's a lot among you guys. Some ...Holy balls, that's a lot among you guys. Some of these are definitely going in.<br /><br />DT3 has categories of insults (recently implemented) based on how much you've lost in the same map and how quick you've lost again. Some of these will go well in certain categories.ZephyrBursthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05968818526580936474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3422867603954635983.post-88870922380004835902012-11-06T21:41:06.754-06:002012-11-06T21:41:06.754-06:00Let us continue the references! And then two non-r...Let us continue the references! And then two non-references.<br /><br />"The only way for you to win, is not to play."<br /><br />"You died faster than the speed of sound."<br /><br />"You're no Pinball Wizard."<br /><br />"Hang him! <br />Oh, you're already dead"<br /><br />"You must have a degree in dying."<br /><br />"If you died less, I might come up with more insults."LostSoldier20noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3422867603954635983.post-46983158007008601402012-11-06T20:19:26.345-06:002012-11-06T20:19:26.345-06:00Sure, why the hell not.
References!
"Your o...Sure, why the hell not.<br /><br />References!<br /><br />"Your odds of successfully navigating this game are approximately 3720 to 1."<br /><br />"Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead... and so are you."<br /><br />"That's what you did with your life? That was senseless."<br /><br />"Remember, it's okay if you suck. Somewhere out there for you, there's a game that blows."<br /><br />"That was a demo, wasn't it?"<br /><br />"For the record, you ARE bad at this game, and that's terrible."NegativeZeroZnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3422867603954635983.post-1653487550255362792012-11-06T19:21:01.953-06:002012-11-06T19:21:01.953-06:00Here's a whole of bunch of insult, trying to s...Here's a whole of bunch of insult, trying to stay in the DT1 style. Let's see if one of them will make the cut.<br /><br />Wow! you lose!<br /><br />You should never understimate your incompetence.<br /><br />Your ancestors are laughing at you.<br /><br />You are not worthy of the Jeremy name.<br /><br />What have i done to deserve such a lame performance?<br /><br />Did you really finish DT1?<br /><br />Go watch the lets play on youtube instead.<br /><br />Don't like me? go back to DT2 you softie.<br /><br />You're not really trying are you?<br /><br />Maxing your deathcount i see. You really need to cure that OCD of yours.<br /><br />I saw it coming.<br /><br />I expected a twist ending for once.<br /><br />How did you got this far is beyond me.<br /><br />If you can't beat that, you better give up now.<br /><br />Missed me? I certainly didn't miss you.<br /><br />You never beat THAT speedbike level do you?<br /><br />Time to reload the saved state. Oh wait...<br /><br />When will you ever learn?<br /><br />I don't know what to say anymore.<br /><br />It start with Y and finish by ousuck<br /><br />You do know you're not supposed to do that.<br /><br />I guess i have to call Claire.<br /><br />You won't impress the ladies like that<br /><br />You know what you need? Talent.<br /><br />Is this your first game?<br /><br />Let me guess, you're middle name is Faillure doesn't it.<br /><br />The konami code wouldn't be enough to save you.<br /><br />Get back here after 10 hours of grinding. Not that it would change anything.<br /><br />Will you leave me alone for a minute?<br /><br />I wrote a book called "You will eventually win". It's in the fiction section.<br /><br />They lived unhappy ever after.<br /><br />Don't worry, you can give this game a bad review later to compensate.<br /><br />And me who thought you were a grown up.<br /><br />Return here when you stocked more E tanks.<br /><br />Don't care about a S rank do you?<br /><br />Come on, we worked hard on the later stage, you really are killing us.<br /><br />You should play a RPG instead.<br /><br />If you had to pay a quarter each time you lose, i would be ___$ richer.<br /><br />Wimp.<br /><br />Can't you surprise me for once?<br /><br />And there, children, is exactly what you must not do.<br /><br />You died so many time i don't care anymore(repeat that one a few time in a row).<br /><br />You are not a bad enough dude to beat this game.<br /><br />Continue like that, the power of love will be you're only hope of winning.<br /><br />I just saw the movie of your life. It was lame.<br /><br />Next time, you'll tell me you died by papercut.<br /><br />You're one of those that think that what's important is to participate seemingly.<br /><br />Charisma -1.<br /><br />Popularity -1. Not that it matters.<br /><br />Go play "You have to burn the rope" instead.<br /><br />You're clearly a "softcore" gamer are you?<br /><br />Impress, i am not. <br />Disgusted, i am.<br /><br />I'll have to implement an easier difficulty setting, Jeremy mode.<br /><br />All the people you ever loved died. And it's your fault.<br /><br />Did you even care?<br /><br />Stop using this screen as a screensaver.<br /><br />Stop forcing the grim reaper into overtime.<br /><br />You know, nothing will unlock if you keep coming here.<br /><br />And i thought i had enough insult to not repeat myself.<br /><br />Ah, just get out of my sight.<br /><br />Even Chuck Norris couldn't help you out.<br /><br />I know, you can't beat this so automatically this game is unfair right?<br /><br />What are you gonna do? Are you going to cry?<br /><br />You may cry.<br /><br />All those background, and your favorite spot had to be the black screen. You make me sick.<br /><br />In this world of chaos, it's reassuring to see that some things will always be the same. Your incompetence in this instance.<br /><br />Ah, You never disapoint. We expect you to fail and surprise, you do exactly that.<br /><br />Wanna help me? I'm writting a book called "1001 use of a dead player".<br /><br />You remind me of the Coyote.gpremiernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3422867603954635983.post-61376044996836135562012-11-05T15:12:50.321-06:002012-11-05T15:12:50.321-06:00That's a good point, time to edit the post the...That's a good point, time to edit the post then.ZephyrBursthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05968818526580936474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3422867603954635983.post-40785768551238971762012-11-05T07:57:31.741-06:002012-11-05T07:57:31.741-06:00Crediting someone up-front for insulting a likely ...Crediting someone up-front for insulting a likely angry player is kind of ehh. I'd rather not receive hatemail for something dumb like that. I didn't even know the insults in DT1 came from early players until I pressed F1 on the pause menu by accident just a bit ago.<br /><br />I have an idea on what you're working on, but I won't say why since other readers might get curious and end up spoiling themselves. I expected the return of the colour wheels to be here, though, and I'm glad it's a HUD element now, since there were a scattered few places where the wheels couldn't be seen.NegativeZeroZnoreply@blogger.com